Headdresses, again?
Isn’t it time the hipsters move on to something else before it gets cool?
Isn’t it time the hipsters move on to something else before it gets cool?
So, we had the redemption of Paul Frank, followed by No Doubt's release of the clueless “Looking Hot” video and subsequent apology. (Can someone please tell me why Gwen Stefani is throwing a coup stick?) Finally, Victoria's Secret got into the act. Then, after receiving the loving e-mails of our people and allies, they issued their own apologies (just in time for us to take advantage of the Panty Party sale, I might add.)
I, like you, have read a lot of “Lighten up, people!” comments. So, in the interest of lightening up, I searched the internet for some really ridiculous headdresses we could all point at, laugh, and feel better about ourselves because we never left the house in these monstrosities.
Bear woman was one with trees.
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Here, I'm going to make up an ancient story about a bear that fell in love with a tree. As you can see, it ended tragically when their only tree-cub died becoming a robe for a confused performance art student.
Ikto so loved the horned woman he spun his web around her.
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That other woman might be the fearless leader of the tree sprites, but we can't be sure.
Relax she's not wearing that...
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She's being eaten.
Hmmm... What breed of dog am I thinking of?
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Look! It's our old friends Huginn and Muninn!
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Probably not Native-inspired...
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...but it has feathers so, I'm putting it in here anyway.
Oh, and don't forget November 18 is the first-annual "Wear Your Wolf Shirt Day". Send me photos of you and your wolf shirt! Wanishi!
