Showing posts with label Native American Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Native American Art. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Happy 4-20

No, this image isn't wiggling, it's just you.
 Today's post makes no sense  Why should it?  It's 4-20 and I reserve the right to be as incoherent as possible, but in all honesty I never was that coherent to begin with.  Disclaimer: the celebration of 4-20 does not mean the Blog Author advocates illegal activity of any kind...I just think it's funny.

Here's some brightly colored images for you to stare at.

from some new-agey site 
Whoa...
from the same new agey site
Anybody else thinking about the end of the world?

These rocks glow in the dark!
stolen form this blog
I realize this picture has nothing to do with Native Americans at all, but they're rocks and they freaking GLOW IN THE DARK!  Isn't that just mind blowing?

This thing is creeping me out...
from www.glitzgifts.net


It's like somebody's handbag came to life and tried to start a conversation with you.
I can't tell if this is "Native Inspired" or not, the description is too damn long for me to read with that thing staring at me, but it costs $2,777.00.

Lookie, another dreamcatcher...

stolen from a French blog
I found this while looking for Iktomi. This is not him, but don't worry, he'll turn up.

But if you need a spider fix...  (NSFW, wait, who am I kidding, you aren't at work!)


And for the munchies...
from pulse
Yes, Cupcake Teepees with SPRINKLES!

Happy 4-20, ya'll!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Real Native Art featuring Monty Singer (SFW & not awful)

The Long Walk by Monty Singer


Navajo artist, Monty Singer has all of the talent and none of the ego.  Monty has never had any formal art training. He learned his craft by watching his father, artist Ed Singer. Monty told Navajo Nation Fair, “I was inspired mostly while growing up and watching my father paint and draw. As a kid I used to sit and watch him work on these giant oil paintings.”  Stylistically, his Father's influence can not be denied.

Navajo Woman in Imitation Leopard by Ed Singer

When Monty was a teenager, he walked away from art and didn't come back to it for fifteen years. During that period of artistic void, he spent four years in the Marines and worked over thirty jobs. At the age of 31, he finally accepted his role as an artist. “After some time in the Marine Corps and drifting around from job to job, mostly getting fired, I came to realize making art is all I’m really qualified to do,” Monty said in the Navajo Nation Fair interview.

 Monty treats his painting like a job, often spending eight or more hours a day in his tiny studio, only stopping for meal breaks.  The results of his dedication are amazing. Monty Singer's work reflects a richness and depth that can not be duplicated. His color usage borders on Fauvism or Divisionist, but somehow, his subjects still glow with realism. 

Even when those subjects make uncomfortable, such as in pieces like Turned On which can be viewed at www.montysingerart.com (NFSW).   Turned On features a blond white woman, the perpetual "all-American" standard for beauty and desire, seeming to fall though a Navajo rug with strategically placed, very realistic screws.  It is both detached and violent yet can be interpreted as revealing unspoken truths about the objectification of women and the commodification of culture.

Blue Rock, Red Water by Monty Singer

In Monty's pop-modern collection of work, he continues to push the envelope of what falls under heading “Native American” art. His popular series of Betty Page portraits feature Navajo rugs that might hang on the walls of wealthy art collectors along with Michigan J. Frog and even the legendary trickster coyote.   My unqualified art-school dropout self interprets it as, "Good sense tells us to turn around when a coyote crosses our path, but when there's a hot girl on that path, the inner conflict begins and opens the door for self-destructive decisions."

Blood Quantum II by Monty Singer

Don't put Monty in box, though.  He has a general dislike for labels, he explained  to Navajo Nation Fair, "I’m not too big a fan of being a part of any group, because I always fear the group will somehow try to define or shape me."  

Strip him of labels and Monty is still a damned good artist.  His portraits and classical nudes, they can be viewed at www.montysingerart.com, are lovingly and flawlessly executed.  His use a of light and shadow reflect mood with having to even see the faces of his models. He uses emphasis and subordination to reveals tightness in certain muscles leaving us voyeuristic glimpses into moments of personal strain and reflection.

His Navajo portraits, however, are beyond comparison.  His Blood Quantum series, shown above and below, featuring a black-Navajo relative, are not only beautiful, but gives us pause to consider our own inner racism and ponder the question "What does Native America really look like?"

Blood Quantum III by Monty Singer

 Bloggers note: I'd really like to thank Monty for allowing me to feature his work and sending me files so that I could share it with you all.  Please check out his website www.montysingerart.com.  And Monty, maybe you'd like to get some Giclée and poster prints for all us poor admirers of you work to buy?

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The "Awful" Field Guide to Dreamcatchers

The wolf cubs were whimpering in their sleep, so they got this lady...
 Full disclosure:  This blog goddess has a personal beef with dreamcatchers.  I went one of those day-camps for poor kids back-in-the-day.  The dreamcatcher was a favorite in their laundry list of cheap crafts they forced kids to make.  I blocked out most of it.

Despite my animosity, the dreamcatcher is the symbol of Pan-Indian identity and various New-Age groups seeking that extra special spiritual connection they can only get by imitation spiderwebs made in China.  

Anyway,  here it is: 
The "Awful" Field guide to Dreamcatchers

The Ren-fest
found on www.wetacollectors.com/forum

The Mystical Unicorn

Found on Ebay UK
The Oklahoma Truck Stop
found on ebay
I thought the idea of a dreamcatcher was to prevent nightmares.

The WTF?
found on etsy user id "grandmaspider"

The Neo-Pagan
Also found on etsy userid "FeatheredDreams1"
Is anyone else thinking about a goddess and her bra?

The Cat Toy
etsy userid "BarelyDavidson"



The Alien Hand
found at American Greetings, WTF?






The "It's looking at me"
An Etsy find, for more entertainment,you should read the listing. The artist says,"I've been lucky enough to have one hanging about the back yard the past week or so. He talks to me as I'm falling
asleep at night."  O.M.G. That thing is going to talk to me?! Yikes!

The Bird-Eater
etsy userid "lepetitreve"
Oh look, its a "whim-sicle", sort of like a pop-sicle, but makes louder sucking noises.

The Corsage
Etsty user id "HandmadeByBarb"
Can't you just picture this on the cardigan sweater of someone you don't want to be around or on the door of someplace you don't want to go?

The Sorority Girl
Ah, from our friend, FeatheredDreams1, again.

This is the Alpha Xi Delta version.  The Delta Zeta version comes with turtles.  The Tri-Delt one comes with trojans.

And Finally,

The Human
Don't try hanging this above your bed.

Monday, February 14, 2011

The Valentine's Edition (NSFW)

Yuck, it's Valentine's Day. Did you forget to buy your snag a gift?  

Make him or her some "Authentic Native American Lingerie".
1.  Go to the remnant bin at your local fabric store, look for scraps of ultra-suede.  For an even more authentic look, use an old leather jacket or pants purchased at the goodwill.  If you go that route, use a thimble! (I learned that the hard way!)
2. Use your snag's underpants as a pattern (you know you kept a pair, don't lie) or follow this tutorial.  The tutorial is for a t-shirt bikini, so if you can't find ultra-suede you can sacrifice your old demockratees.
3.  Use your scraps to make fringe.  If you are feeling lazy, go to Walmart and buy a yard of it. (Pick up your snag a box of chocolates while you're there!)


Need something for that special guy?
Here's a video outlining the steps on how the make a cock-bag!  Yes, an authentic, Native American, cock-bag! COCK-BAG! Prepare yourself for a mostly-naked white guy talking to the camera.  Oh lawd, I've seen too much! Can't unsee! Can't unsee!
Yes, he did just say his Chief gave him his loin cloth before he passed away.  Ain't that sweet?  His
Chief passed his sacred, magic, under-pants down to him. Awwww...

Really in a jam?  You know you've got duct tape!
All that is required for this is a roll of duct tape and some straws (steal those from quik-trip)!
Then, later you can use the left-over duct for role-playing games.  Just remember, safe words don't work if you've taped your partner's mouth shut!

Anyway, I hope ya'll are able to get your mystical  booty on this Valentine's Day.
Here's some artistic inspiration:
Look honey, I brought you the sun!







Let's walk through the woods and pick up all the wild animals we see! 
Nothing like a shag after opening for Bon Jovi...
Wanna "taste the rainbow"?





















What is this? Some kind of Indian Tantra? I think you're doing it wrong.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Tipis, Tepees, Tee-pees!

A tribute to those conical dwellings as only "Awful" can do!
found at cakecentral.com
Does anybody else think this looks like a pantyhose doll emerging from a big, yellow vulva?  Hmm, reminds me of a story about a vacuum cave...I better stop before I give myself nightmares.

From our friends at Etsy:
It even comes with an Ojibwa prayer, but don't your hopes up, it was made by "a Great admirer of the American Indian Culture!"

More from Etsy: 
Of course, American Fairies live in Teepees!  Wait, American fairies come in blond?

And now, the dreamer catcher.

Sorry, the squishy faced doll is not included.  This craft person does some interesting dreamcatchers, if only they made one in tesseract.


from littlekidstuff.com

 Teepees do make excellent play structures, but why bother teaching your children cultural sensitivity while you're at it?
from Collectionsetc.com

A tipi phone?  How have I living so long without one of these!?

Now, for my personal favorite.


Who needs room at the inn when you have a Tee-pee?

Saturday, February 5, 2011

When the feathers are just too hip for you... (NSFW)

They send in a scrawny white chick.
The worst part is that I found it on Zippercut blog.  (Yes, those are tee-pee decor suggestions. Ugh, I feel sick.  Are yurts and geodesic-domes not romantically earthy enough?) Okay, in their defense, they did remove this picture, but not before a commenter could rave on how much they LOVE it.  Yes, some hipster loves this painting!  The entire site is full of Native Appropriations-worthy fodder.

Speaking of Native Appropriations, Adrienne did a great job explaining  the headdress issue, if you had any questions as to why naked white women shouldn't be running around in them please read: "But, why can't I wear a hipster headdress?"

Honestly, I don't know what's going on artistically in this photo, rather than "Hey let's do something ironic!"  You'd think they'd at least spring for the deluxe, super-duper authentic headdress.

To fill any Non-Natives in on the problem here, let me explain: Natives don't  like to mix the sacred with the profane.  Naked women should not pose with feathers, drums, bone chokers, or any type of regalia.  Navajo rugs and Pendleton blankets are questionable, too.  Give them the same regard as your great grandmother's hand-stitched quilt.

Let's think about that quilt for a second.

Picture it in your mind's eye and  feel all the warm, fuzzy emotions associated with it.

Now, picture the woman above laying spread-eagle on it.

Got that feeling?

Good, my work here is done. CB

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Reality check. Check, check, is this thing on? (PNSFW)

Real Native Art


     This is, of course, one of my personal favorites by Bunky Echohawk, a Pawnee-Yakama artist, who was good-natured enough to let me feature his work on my blog. As a show of appreciation we should all hit him up for  some prints, or ask him to paint your stairwell at: http://www.bunkyechohawk.com/

     As an art school dropout and a nerd for all things Indigenous, I've been aware of Bunky's work for a while, since Myspace, even!  

      Much of his work reflects the collision of tradition and pop-culture along with the political landscape in Indian Country.   His expressive brushstrokes convey a sense urgency to his paintings.  Meanwhile, his brazen use of over saturated colors invokes memories of old, technicolor cartoons.

Downwind From Hanford by Bunky Echo-Hawk
     Bunky gives back to the community as the co-founder of NVision, a nonprofit collective of Native American artists,  musicians, community organizers, and nonprofit  professionals who focus on Native American  youth empowerment through multimedia arts.  

     Recently, Bunky became a design consultant for the Nike's N7 line.



Artist Bunky Echo-Hawk

Fake "Native Inspired" Art

This a famous Lee Bogle piece who says, "I try to convey a spirituality in my art that the viewer must interpret for himself." 
     Alrighty, then he goes on to say, "I want my paintings to show peaceful contemplation and express a depth of serenity that comes only with quiet inner peace." 
     Uh-huh, quotes like that leave me to wonder, has he ever met any Native Americans?  Quiet?  Really? Since when?
     Lee Bogle  is a former teacher and I do have lot of respect for teachers.  His work is technically good, however it lacks cultural understanding.  
     Look at the couple.  He just as easily could painted a caucasian couple holding a quilt or a cat.  That would have been a harder sell, though, because apparently there is no implied spiritually with white people.

Artist Lee Bogle
     There is no mention on Mr. Bogle's website of him having indigenous heritage.  Honestly, that's not what bothers me.  What irks me is that he is most known for his painting of Native Americans, but there is no mention of what he does to contribute to the Native community.

     I'm not going to say it is wrong for Non-Natives to paint Natives, however there needs to be a certain level of respect and understanding for the subject.  What's wrong with painting indigenous people as they are?







Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Why does it bother you so much? What's the big deal?

Yes, I've been asked the questions several times.  "Why does it bother you so much?  What's the big deal?  Where's the harm?"
Well,  for the most part, images like this one on the right, perpetuate a harmful set of ideas:

1. Real Indians are Dead.  When we associate Native Americans with this fanciful image, we ignore the real Indigenous people around us.
While it would be easier if to identify Native Americans if they all wore feathers where ever they go. It's just not practical and can lead to unprovoked cat attacks.
Also, sadly,Walmart will not allow pet eagles, or wolves, in their stores.  However, they will allow this, go figure.
2. Native American spirituality is simplistic.  I have to laugh about some of the strange ideas about Indigenous Religion. Sadly, our own history books over simplify Native American beliefs in such a way that it is perceived  as a series of bizarre and naive practices.  Spirituality varies greatly from tribe to tribe.  However, most of my Indigenous friends have told me there spiritual practice is more of a way life than an organized religion.  Let us not forget, the American government made practicing Native American religions illegal as part of their attempt to "Americanize" Native Americans.
3. Savage Booty exists.  Sorry Charlie, sex is universal and we all, animals included, do it pretty much the same.  (Well, except spiders, spiders are all kinds of weird!) I know there are soccer moms out there daydreaming about a man in pigtails riding on a horse wanting to do freaky things to them.  Madeline Baker built a romance novel empire around the fantasy.  Sadly, I know some of guys are going to be mad at me for saying so, Savage Booty is a lie.  The weird, explicit ceremonies outlined in the ever popular Hanta Yo are also lies.  Yes, there are Twin-Spirit people.  However, their cultural significance should be interpreted as inclusion (something dominant culture should emulate) rather than sexual deviance.

Authors note: I'm sure there's more.  I'd love to keep going, really I would.  I've been drinking Tussin DM straight from the bottle for two days.  It seems to be affecting my writing ability.  Please don't tease me about my dysfunctional spell-checking and editing abilities. CBear out.

Update:  Since so many people are reading my cough-syrup induced ramblings, I wanted to insert a link to Rob Schmidt's 2003 article on  "Kinky Indian Sex".  Enjoy.