According to www.legendsofamerica.com (which I'm sure is the definitive resource) a Unicorn "totem" or power animal represents purity, innocence, dreamer, personal power and gentleness.
How do you know if the unicorn is your personal "power animal"?
Are unicorns are strangely attracted to you? Do they seem to be following you around? Do they show up in your yard a lot, especially when it's not unicorn season?
If you said, "Yes!" to these questions, there's a good chance that the Unicorn is your "power animal"!
You're in luck, too, because I've scoured the interwebs to find the most authentic Native American Unicorns for you!
You're in luck, too, because I've scoured the interwebs to find the most authentic Native American Unicorns for you!
For only $39.99, all your dreams can be filled with glitter!
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| From the Hamilton Collection (you have to click the link, it's beyond sparkle!) |
What's a glitter dream without some one-horned cuddles?
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| an old etsy listing, but no longer available, sorry! |
Now how much would you pay?
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| Singing Tree Flutes |
For the sweet sounds of a mystic Unicorn flute!
Yeah, it's plain, white and plaster...
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| www.unicorncollector.com |
Yeah, it said it was Native. It has all the that random paint on it, too. Do Unicorns come in "Wannabe"?
I'm sure it's useful if you ever want to re-enact the ending of Misery just with more Unicorn.
I'm sure it's useful if you ever want to re-enact the ending of Misery just with more Unicorn.
Just so everyone knows you belong to the Unicorn...
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| http://gourdblossomjewelry.com |
It's made from gourd, so it's, you know, bio-degradable! Yay!
Yeah, I know it's a Pegasus. (Duh, I'm a girl.)
Buh, what if your unicorn gets lonely? Haven't you always dreamed of having a pegacorn, anyway? Or is it unisuss?
And when there are times you want to be one with the mystic Unicorn...
Well, there you go!
Blog goddess note: It's been rough week. So much to protest this week! I thought we could all unwind with some pure silliness. As always, I <3 you all! Cbear out.
It's important to remember that for New Agers, a unicorn is a power animal, and a power animal is like a Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all. (And not just Xatu, who actually does look like the head of a totem pole.)
ReplyDeleteThat said, if they're listening to Harley Swiftdeer and people like that, they'll never capture a unicorn. But if they only try to date Indians and use Harley's techniques, they'll attract unicorns faster than you can say "furry". (Yes, yes, this paragraph was entirely a reference to the idea that only a virgin can attract a unicorn.)
Totally, amazing, the flute floored me. Your comments and source of photos is beyond incredible.
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