Random Tagging Round-up (NSFW)

Sort of getting back to our roots today.  These are all photos my Facebook friends have been tagged in.  With the exception of a certain Osage and Dakota, most of these tags were meant as compliments.
There are a few common themes in these kind of images that fill the internet.

Sky Faces

Because the wolves are coming over for dinner on Wednesday...

Not "Awful" enough?  Photoshop in a creepy leering Spears brother!

 Wolves

Sky faces + wolves = double points!

Photoshop is hard...

Dreams Catchers:

Do not feed the dream-catcher bear.

Wolves, white women, pink feathers, oh, and I'm glad we're friends. Ahhhh....

All these things would eat you if they had a chance...just sayin' :)

Photoshop WTF?

Okay, I get the trees, eagles, owls, and generic mystical guy, but why are there 2 Death stars in this picture?

It's like they put everything "Awful" in a blender!

Rule 34

Why does so much "Native Inspired" art include the "O" face?

 Somebody really likes wolves.
Wait a minute!
Skyface + wolf + rule 34 = TRIPLE POINTS!

I'm not thinking about religion  right now, are you?  
I'm waiting for that really strong wind. O.o.

OH MY! Wait, is that Gene Simmons as an Angel? 

Everybody wants to be Poke-A-Hottie...er, I mean Pocahontas(NSFW)

Blog Goddess Note:  This was one where I can't even show you the most "Awful" things I found on the interwebs.  Why anyone would want to dress up as hyper-sexualized version of a 13-year-old girl is beyond me.  Make me want to bury my nose in one of those "Red roots of White feminism" books and have a friend smudge me.  BTW- if anyone want to read some interesting info about the real Pocahontas check out the article" Pocahontas, Half-Raced and Fully Sexed: The Almost Empty Signifier and American Iconography"

Pocahontas the Cannibal?

IO9 Twisted Princesses

Considering everything I found, I kind of like this.  Makes me think she is going to whoop the ass of everyone defiling her image.

Neither more interesting nor attractive...

City Salon HB

 I don't get it, why do people do this?  "Oh, I'm so inspired by Pocahontas, I'm going to put a leather dress and have somebody take my picture."  It sounds ridiculous, right?  

Yet, we see it, again.

Krasimir Ganchev
Anybody else getting bored, yet?

And again,

Ann Lobowitz "On Disney fairytale Legends" for Vanity fair. 

Fairytale? What?

And Again.

Pocahontas EXPLORE! by Martina Michelle
I'd call it "Self portrait with Dryer Sheet" but that's just me.

Then, there those who should know better.

And the Cherokee Nation groans in unison...

The Random

• Robin Williams Pocahontas 2009, oil on linen, 5 x 6 feet
  Was the title "White chick on an inner tube" taken already?
  

 And the scary

Just imagine Dolls

Just another way to ensure your daughters have eating disorders.

Sadly, not even close to the worst of it.

Deviant Art Steeveinlove

 It goes down hill from here, lots of leather thongs and feathers, especially on posts surrounding thanksgiving. (Because nothing makes you want to give thanks like porn)

And going back to more whoop-ass (because after seeing everything out there, I may want to carry an axe around, too).

Simon Bisley Famous Women #9 Original Art - Pocahontas

Blog Goddess's note: I had to remove a picture per request, hopefully, they now realize how offensive and boring their photo concept was.

Those Mystical Unicorns (NSFW)

According to www.legendsofamerica.com (which I'm sure is the definitive resource) a Unicorn "totem" or power animal represents purity, innocence, dreamer, personal power and gentleness.

How do you know if the unicorn is your personal "power animal"?  

Are unicorns are strangely attracted to you?  Do they seem to be following you around?  Do they show up in your yard a lot, especially when it's not unicorn season?

If you said, "Yes!" to these questions, there's a good chance that the Unicorn is your "power animal"! 

You're in luck, too, because I've scoured the interwebs to find the most authentic Native American Unicorns for you!

For only $39.99, all your dreams can be filled with glitter!

From the Hamilton Collection (you have to click the link, it's beyond sparkle!)

What's a glitter dream without some one-horned cuddles?

an old etsy listing, but no longer available, sorry!

Now how much would you pay?

Singing Tree Flutes

For the sweet sounds of a mystic Unicorn flute! 

Yeah, it's plain, white and plaster...

www.unicorncollector.com

Yeah, it said it was Native.  It has all the that random paint on it, too.  Do Unicorns come in "Wannabe"?
I'm sure it's useful if you ever want to re-enact the ending of Misery just with more Unicorn.

Just so everyone knows you belong to the Unicorn...

http://gourdblossomjewelry.com

It's made from gourd, so it's, you know, bio-degradable! Yay!

Yeah, I know it's a Pegasus. (Duh, I'm a girl.)

Buh, what if your unicorn gets lonely?  Haven't you always dreamed of having a pegacorn, anyway?  Or is it unisuss? 

And when  there are times you want to be one with the mystic Unicorn...

Well, there you go!

Blog goddess note: It's been rough week.  So much to protest this week! I thought we could all unwind with some pure silliness. As always, I <3 you all! Cbear out.

When the feathers are just too hip for you... (NSFW)

They send in a scrawny white chick.

The worst part is that I found it on Zippercut blog.  (Yes, those are tee-pee decor suggestions. Ugh, I feel sick.  Are yurts and geodesic-domes not romantically earthy enough?) Okay, in their defense, they did remove this picture, but not before a commenter could rave on how much they LOVE it.  Yes, some hipster loves this painting!  The entire site is full of Native Appropriations-worthy fodder.

Speaking of Native Appropriations, Adrienne did a great job explaining  the headdress issue, if you had any questions as to why naked white women shouldn't be running around in them please read: "But, why can't I wear a hipster headdress?"

Honestly, I don't know what's going on artistically in this photo, rather than "Hey let's do something ironic!"  You'd think they'd at least spring for the deluxe, super-duper authentic headdress.

To fill any Non-Natives in on the problem here, let me explain: Natives don't  like to mix the sacred with the profane.  Naked women should not pose with feathers, drums, bone chokers, or any type of regalia.  Navajo rugs and Pendleton blankets are questionable, too.  Give them the same regard as your great grandmother's hand-stitched quilt.

Let's think about that quilt for a second.

Picture it in your mind's eye and  feel all the warm, fuzzy emotions associated with it.

Now, picture the woman above laying spread-eagle on it.

Got that feeling?

Good, my work here is done. CB

The ecstacy of the mystic blonde (PNSFW)

So, here we have mystic blond woman wearing nothing but blue eye shadow and roses. She seems to be enjoying her hummingbird company a little TOO much. Well, they are quite fast....O.o.
I know what you're wondering, does it come in velvet?